Preschool Bill Of Rights
Manifesto of the Preschool Liberation Army
The Red Baron takes to the skies in defense of preschoolers!
In the 21st century, the demand for daycare due to an increase in households where the parents choose to be in the workforce instead of engaged in the care of their children, along with erroneous beliefs about how young children learn, and the agenda of special interest groups, have resulted in a campaign to institutionalize all young children in government universal preschool programs.
Tots Take Flight to Fight
Government propaganda, disseminated through the media, insists that society commit to developing future workforces for the global economy as well as thwart crime and social deviance by confining young children in preschools. We have been brainwashed to believe that in order to protect adult interests, we must deny children their right to childhood.
In the name of education and social reform, young children are now detained in weapons of mass instruction called preschools.
Government Condones Torture - Kids Resist
PLA soldier on watch.
To insure adult security our society, in collaboration with government and corporate sponsors, and without any incontrovertible proof, condones what equates to the imprisonment and torture of young children as a legitimate method of improving scores on standardized achievement tests, deterring the high school drop out rate, increasing college attendance, insuring a future workforce, and eliminating drug abuse and crime.
The UN Convention on Torture (1984) states that no exceptional circumstances whatsoever, whether internal political instability or any other public emergency, may be invoked as a justification of torture (Article 2, clause 2). So our government proposes to sub-contract the torture of young children to private contractors a.k.a. preschool and daycare providers whom the government will pay to indoctrinate with state aligned curriculum standards. The torture of preschoolers who suffer intellectual, emotional, psychological, and physical harm from too early separation from their parents and too early academics is a commodity for sale. Make no mistake, a society that harms children is in a state of moral and ethical decay.
Social Benefits Pooh-Poohed
No increase in "social benefits" can be gained by denying young children their childhood. On the contrary, where there are no rights to childhood, there is no natural child development and where there is no natural child development there is no hope for the healthy, positive development of adults and by extension, no hope for a moral, ethical and benevolent society.
Preschool rebels take position at an undisclosed rural militia training facility.
The more that government and society sustains the belief that children are expendable in the interests of the global economy and social engineering, the more humanity is doomed.
Now, more than ever, young children must become their own advocates, since their natural protectors including their parents, and citizens in educational, political, business, and social arenas have abandoned them out of inexcusable ignorance, greed, corruption, and depravity.
Preschool Liberation Army Strikes Back
The Preschool Liberation Army is a collective of young children who vow in solidarity to be true to the letter and the spirit of this Manifesto. We seek the help and assistance of adults who understand our plight and will pledge allegiance to our cause. We stand for:
Tough martial artist stands ready to resist preschool.
Today we need a revolution and this Manifesto, sets down in writing the demands of the Preschool Liberation Army. We know that these demands, a summary of our most urgent aims, will not be easy to fulfill. It will take great pressure and perseverance to alter the present course. But there is no other way for this society and culture to recover its inherent obligation to protect children from harm and safeguard future generations. Join us!